Here are some of the most weird and moronic encounter while I was in Yamaha:
Me: Hi Madm, Yamaha member?
Moron No.1 : Yes
After cashering everything, packing her items and giving her recipt
Me: There you go Madm have a nice day yea
Moron No.1 : Eh where is my separate receipt?
Me: What separate receipt?
Moron No.1 : I though you say u could print separate recepit? One receipt with yamaha member
discount and another one without.
WTF? did I say that? Maybe i really did when u were doing the talking and I was doing cashering
Me: Sorry Madm we can't do separate receipt because the cashering machine doesn't allow that
Moron No.1: But u say that you could. I'm buying this for my friend and I wanna show him both
receipt!
Obviously she bought 2 keyboard pedals with her discount and showing his friends the receipt without the discount so she could get the full money back. The difference is only $4!!! knn
Me: Sir total is $236.60
Moron No.2: Where is the receipt?
Me: Eh.. Sir u havn't pay so I can't show you the receipt
Moron No.2: I know, you got to show me the receipt then I will pay!
KNN.. u got go NTUC ask them to show you the receipt then buy the items one. Fucking stupid sia.
Me: Hi Sir
Moron No.3 : Hi, I am looking for nylon for guitar.
Me: Sir u looking for classical guitar strings?
Moron No.3: No, I am looking nylon not strings.
What the hell is he looking for? In the end I showed him classical guitar strings
Moron No.3 : Ahh yes yes. What is the difference between these strings?
Me: Blah blah blah..
In the end he asked 2 more colleagues of mine and sat there for 15mins staring at the strings.
Me: Hi Mdm
Moron No.4 (Korean) : Hi I'm looking for music stand for my son
Showed her all the music stands.
Moron No.4: Is there discount?
Me: Mdm is your son a yamaha student? If he is, there will be 10% discount.
Moron No.4: Student..yes yes. He is a student
Iris(My colleague) : Mdm total is $24.
Moron No.4 : I thought that gentlemen there(me) said there is discount for student?
Iris : Oh.. Can I have ur son's yamaha student card?
Moron No.4: Yamaha student? No no.. he pri 5 student.
Cheese pie.. Trying to sabo me sia.. Boss was around and make her signed up for yamaha membership. Did all the documentation for her.
2 days later.. I got a lecture from Boss. why?
Because her son is 11 years old. To be a member you must be at least 13years old.. She put her son's particulars with her birhdate so while doing the documentation I didn't realise anything wrong.
Cheese pie HQ gan Boss.. Boss gan me.. Don let me see her again sia bloody hell..
